Microsoft Teaches Parents 'Leetspeek'

By Nate Mook, BetaNews

February 17, 2005, 8:14 PM

Microsoft's anti-piracy efforts have taken a new twist: helping parents better understand their children's online activities, and in turn, keep them from breaking the law. The company has posted a dossier detailing the online slang used by children, which outlines six key points for learning "leetspeek."

Leetspeek, derived from elite speak, may include numbers in place of letters and substitute characters that are similar in appearance. Rules of grammar are rarely obeyed, says Microsoft, and mistakes are often left uncorrected.

Microsoft specifically highlights terms related to illegal activity, such as "warez" or "w4r3z," and "pwn3d." "Their use could be an indicator that your teenager is involved in the theft of intellectual property, particularly licensed software," the company says.

Although it notes leetspeek is a "dynamic written language that eludes conformity or consistency," Microsoft lists some common leet words. "Kewl" is a derivation of "cool," while "m4d sk1llz" or "mad skills" refers to one's own talent. "W00t," meanwhile, is analogous to "woohoo!"

As the Internet becomes ever more ubiquitous, online slang has begun to find a place in daily life. Topics are no longer just searched, they are Googled (or A9.com'd as the case may be). Numerous Web sites such as UrbanDictionary.com have been devoted to tracking the slang used by the Web-centric generation.

"In the modern, connected world, where teenagers heavily use IM, kid lingo evolves faster and with greater secrecy," Jupiter Research senior analyst Joe Wilcox told BetaNews. "I see lots of this kind of behavior among middle schoolers that don't want parents budding in but do want greater connection -- as in community -- with their friends."

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By faja

posted Feb 20, 2005 - 12:47 PM

When the heck did "leetspeek" become a word anyway? Good one Billy.

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By Pipewrench

posted Feb 18, 2005 - 4:20 PM

w00t or woot came from the old game of Quake. It was the vocalization made by the character in games of the Quake series when a jump is performed, usualy done on an opposing player's body after being shot.

A little info from the Peanut Gallery :)

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By fizz

posted Feb 18, 2005 - 11:49 AM

You have to be kidding your self when you think that people who make use of 'leetspeak' are involved in some type of IP theft. Play online games, and you will see this ALL THE TIME. This is not an indication that your child is participating in Intellectual Property theft.

Want some additional feedback? Now granted most the people posting are probably children, or people whom are of younger age, however you will get my point.

http://www.betanews.com/...ts_Leetspeek/1108689282

The idea of teaching parents what their kids are up to online is a good idea, but dont plant that seed that their child is a pirate/thief because they pwned their friend.

Also, the fact that I cant submit this form using FireFox is a little lame.

In case your wondering, im 26 years old myself, and regularly play online games.

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By nightops

posted Feb 18, 2005 - 10:00 AM

Yeah...right. MS, not sure what you're up to. As a gamer, I just laugh at those that are so wrapped up and have to know what ROFLMAO means, or are even shocked when they find out. WTF? As if we use l337 skillz to talk every friggin' moment. IMHO they should just get a RL and stop messin'... It's like trying to interpret ghetto talk...lol

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By ThaCHEESE

posted Feb 19, 2005 - 5:05 AM

don't they teach ebonics in some city schools????

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By DarkHound

posted Feb 18, 2005 - 8:32 AM

Yes cause gamers don't use the word pwn3d ever..

all your l33t are belong to microsoft

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By sjc001

edited Feb 18, 2005 - 7:11 AM

Its like teaching parents to say groove, or cool, or some other out of date term to make it look like they are involved with their children. :)

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By aerthling

posted Feb 17, 2005 - 10:21 PM

this article reminded me..

http://adequacy.org/publ...01.12.2.42056.2147.html

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By spiffyjeff

posted Feb 18, 2005 - 2:21 PM

that's the funniest damned stuff i've ever read about Linux. Chances are your web server and/or e-mail server is running the evil software that is "impossible to remove without destroying your hard drive" super LOL.

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By roj

posted Feb 18, 2005 - 12:23 PM

This stuff can't possibly be serious.

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By BorgCube

edited Feb 20, 2005 - 5:36 PM

[sarcasm]OMG! Getting away from "respectable" AOL means you're a hacker! Macromedia Flash is evil! People who install Comet Cursor are computer literate! TweakUI won't save you from Add/Remove Programs! DoS == DOS! BSD (and by extension UC Berkeley--though this guy is clueless) is Soviet controlled! Only dial-up access is legal! Anime can kill you![/sarcasm]. The guy obviously neglected to have his children vaccinated for meningitis too. Someone from social services should seriously put this guy in a psychiatric institution. BTW, isn't Wal-Mart going to sell "evil" Linux computers? Of course, if he can post to the site, he probably can use a computer, in which case this is the most irresponsible satire I have ever seen.

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By TheRecklessWanderer

posted Feb 18, 2005 - 9:48 AM

I looked at the article posted by Reginald whatever his name was.

He seems to think AMD is a third world country.

What what exactly is lunix? I have heard of Linux, but Lunix. Is that an OS based on 9 moons?

How uninformed, but funny.

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By UTAKER

posted Feb 18, 2005 - 3:30 AM

seems very lame and crazy!!!
but in a way good for hacker wannabees to put a lid on them
whats more stupid is the idea that that if our children know alot, even for good, MS seems to be trying to poison our mind into being against our innocent children, "all the -ve thoughts coming into our mind"

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By techie_G33k

posted Feb 21, 2005 - 1:00 AM

Yes, lets have people turn thier kids in.
I am sorry, but even back into the day when I started to learn about PCs, none of this "leetspeek" was used for anything illegal, and it still isn't (or else I am just a loser not hanging in the right places). I am 100% legit for my PC, though I do use Linux (that dang "evil" thing) and I do read 1337 and on occasion use it in IM and Gaming to save time in typing, but by all means I am not planning on being a distro for M$ new, un-released OS or helping hack or proxy hackers into the CIA computers; I am JUST saving TIME!
I mean seriously, just don't give them terms, words, and things to look for but truely educate them (parents) on the true hazord, because to many look for just the thing they have been told to watch for and aren't flexable enough to watch for other possible problems. If the majority of the parents are learning this stuff from a book, site, list, etc. then I bet 90% of thier kids are already 3 steps ahead if they are doing anything illegal and ahve been for months/years before thier parents learned.

Also for the dude who posted the link to http://adequacy.org/publ...01.12.2.42056.2147.html - that made me ROFLMAO (yep I know what it means, and most should if they ever chat) and of course I must say everything he posted there is total BS, and if it weren't I guess he is saying most hackers also "Drop X" and do other drugs, cause that's the only other reason that I'd see a lot of those things happening. Thank God I wouldn't be that dumb of a parent whenever I have children.
EXTRA: When did AOL become the only trustable ISP? s*** if anything the way they proxy out connection, it might be better for a hacker to hang out under a cracked AOL account :D

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By ThaCHEESE

posted Feb 18, 2005 - 1:44 AM

that page is garbage. i hope you weren't serious about it being a good resource.

"your son has requested a new "processor" from a company called "AMD", this is genuine cause for alarm. AMD is a third-world based company who make inferior, "knock-off" copies of American processor chips. They use child labor extensively in their third world sweatshops, and they deliberately disable the security features that American processor makers, such as Intel, use to prevent hacking. AMD chips are never sold in stores, and you will most likely be told that you have to order them from internet sites."

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By aerthling

edited Feb 19, 2005 - 4:15 AM

"i hope you weren't serious"

lol :D

Just so everyone knows.. the article is not serious.

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By GBH

posted Feb 17, 2005 - 9:32 PM

If the parents cant figure out what these few terms mean by own deductive powers theres a good chance they dont have a clue how to monitor their child's computer.

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By irdepesca572

posted Feb 17, 2005 - 8:42 PM

lol just funny!

ir l337! :)

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By roj

posted Feb 17, 2005 - 11:07 PM

l33tspeak.

Webonics.

Secrecy? Hardly. Just another pretentious fad as so many are, nothing more.

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By Portal3

posted Feb 18, 2005 - 12:57 AM

Some overused abbreviation: lol
FYI: lol = laughing out loud
FYI: FYI = For Your Information
IMO leetspeak is not a form of secrecy.
FYI: IMO = In My Opinion
It's merely a way of sending a message much faster. Do you see people talking in binary? *exempts sad sad people* No.
So y bother wif a few xtra leterz 2 get da same msg across? = 54 characters inc. SP
So why bother with a few extra letters to get the same message across? = 70 characters in. SP
This method also cuts down on your internet bill if you pay for uploads and downloads!

If middle schoolers don't want to be talking about things with their friends when their parents are around then how is it different with using IM? Perhaps Microsoft could create a "kids lingo" filter in MSN Messenger so that kids can continue typing the way they want and the receiver receives the parsed message. Ie: g2g => got to go. Whilst the person sending the message also has it parsed in their own window. The actual IM client would have to do it or it would complete rule out any savings bits sent.

I'm sure all thinking, "yuh riight, messages really take up a lot of my internet usage. NOT" well take a few millions users and you have a LOT of TB of messages per day. MSN Messenger Service Quota anyone?

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By BorgCube

posted Feb 20, 2005 - 6:19 PM

49:20:61:6D:20:6E:6F:74:20:73:61:64:20:73:61:64

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By roj

edited Feb 18, 2005 - 10:34 AM

Actually, I don't need the syntax lesson. I've likely been online longer than most of those kidz have been alive (or at least in school). It's no mystery what the stuff means or the reason for it. Why do you think so many *nix commands are tremendously abbreviated? Same theory. It just looks juvenile, kind of like wearing jeans backwards (another fad WAY back in the day). I mean, what works at the command prompt looks pretty silly when ascribed to "speech". Also, there's the whole "gamer cool" 'tude which never fails to bring a belly laugh.

This is no different.

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By Mountain_Man

posted Feb 18, 2005 - 9:00 AM

Using all those abbreviations and acronyms makes you look like a complete idiot and/or child, though.

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By roj

posted Feb 18, 2005 - 10:26 AM

Yup.

It sure does.

Makes 'em look functionally illiterate too.

Hmmm...

Maybe they are...

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By Nessmaster

posted Feb 17, 2005 - 11:06 PM

Hey Microsoft here are a few you should add:

M$ = Microsoft
BillBlows = Windows
Linux = The reason M$ sucks

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By DJInsomniac

posted Feb 18, 2005 - 2:10 PM

Oh, I get it. It's supposed to be funny.

Well it's not.

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By spiffyjeff

posted Feb 18, 2005 - 9:58 PM

though I haven't seen "BillBlows" before, there is also:

WinBlows = Windows
MicroShaft = M$ = Microsoft

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By techie_G33k

posted Feb 21, 2005 - 1:04 AM

Nothing there new to me, but I perfer just M$ or Microshaft.

Though I agree it is petty and I guess if I don't like them why do I run Windows? Or use MS Word? Well my reason is because bring my wife to Linux is just more work than I want to do right now - someday, but until then I'll keep M$ on my PC, but load as much freeware and GPL/GNU software in place of store-bought software as I can (I use OO.org, NVU, GIMP, and tons others).

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By spiffyjeff

posted Feb 21, 2005 - 1:16 AM

yes, just because you must have windows, doesn't mean you have to use all pay-warez.

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