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1. Comment - Netflix to cease offering HD DVD movie rentals

   (Feb 13, 2008 - 1:16 AM)

   Homer,
   
   Our two dimensional friend, I cannot begin to express the great loss that we at BN will suffer in your absence. Your sudden and unprovoked resignation will send shock-waves throughout the blogging and online community alike. Your insightful and extremely valuable commentary, though short lived has impacted us all greatly. We stand in your debt and as a token of gratitude I personally hope that should you ever be re-incarnated, may you return to us in the form of a pie and in the glory of three dimensions. Only then will your true potential for mankind be realized. Until then, I bid you farewell.
   
   --Mark

2. Comment - Best Buy to 'recommend' Blu-ray to customers

   (Feb 12, 2008 - 1:25 AM)

   Hi Homer, firstly welcome to BetaNews, its always a great joy to have a distinguished guest join our beloved discussions. Allow me to introduce myself, I am Mark GiIIespie (that’s Gi as in Government Issue, II as in “the second” es is Spanish for “it is” and pie as in apple pie, I like pie and this month I was allowed to eat one. In answer to your intriguing observation… comments are only temporary when written by folks suffering from monothematic dementia.
   
   -- Mark

3. Comment - Xbox Is #2 in Japan -- For a Week

   (Nov 10, 2007 - 12:01 AM)

   Sorry for my tardiness, I have been quite depressed of late. My right hand has developed an array of rather stubborn blisters, crippling my ability to respond to your intriguingly wonderful yet often one sided commentary. Be that as it may, rest assured that I continue to sporadically read your posts and enjoy all of your ramblings. It speaks to me as nothing but pure desperation on your part, clinging to some hope or fantasy of some sort of format supremacy when surely the opposite is the truth. Yes, yes obviously all of the news one reads here is in beta form. Perhaps when it is ready for release, the true details will be revealed or perhaps the whole picture. I have been in a special facility during my absence; my room is white and padded and granted the use of a computer once per month. My isolation from tech world has left me hollow and oh no they're coming I have to go I'll be ba

4. Comment - MySpace Agrees to ID Sex Offenders

   (May 21, 2007 - 9:05 PM)

   After a 3 year stint in a correctional facility I consider myself fully rehabilitated. Further persecution from the community and barring from sites such as MySpace is tantamount to a slap in the face to the judicial system and my right to fully re-enter the community.

5. Comment - Toshiba to Offer $100 HD DVD Instant Rebate

   (May 17, 2007 - 4:16 AM)

   Ok then, just leave it hanging out like that. Mommy's not going to be too impressed though if she suddenly turns on the light to your basement bedroom.... I'll try and **** myself shortly... I'll need a few pointers from you though my asexual friend.