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1. 
   Review - Arrange Startup

   2.2 (Nov 24, 2006)

   Oddly enough, it wiped every single credit card that I had in my wallet.
   
   Other than that, this program wasn't too bad. It shuffled my Programs list, but it did clean up the system messages that I kept getting from the Postal Inspectors concerning some mis-placed packages.
   
   Then I tried to use it, and found that I couldn't open Firefox without re-installing my SSL certificates. I don't mind that part too much.
   
   I was a little irritated at the fact that this program had opened port 1080 and installed 37 separate dialers from Brazil, Thailand and Peru.
   
   It's a good thing I don't have dial-up. No harm, no foul, right? I can let it slide.
   
   If it does it again though, I may have to chew on ground glass for a few days and wash it down with a jug of yak piss, because I can't declare bankruptcy twice after this program let hackers steal my identity.
   
   I thought the internet was a series of tubes...

2. 
   Review - AdvancedRemoteInfo

   0.6.5.3 Beta (Nov 21, 2006)

   After I installed this program, it deleted almost every single file I had with the word 'bottle' in the filename. I'm not sure why.
   
   After I uninstalled it, I cried in the shower.
   
   It was a shower of sulphuric ACID.

3. 
   Review - Shooting Star

   3.1.3 (Nov 21, 2006)

   $120 does seem a bit steep...
   
   I have a program does the same thing, and it's called Microsoft Excel.
   
   The colors make me want to use a corkscrew on my eyeballs, and that's just from a screenshot.
   
   A friend of mine downloaded this program, then shot himself in the face with a shotgun.
   
   My own experiences were somewhat better-- I only used a .357 magnum.

4. 
   Review - K.A.R.I.

   2.7 (Nov 21, 2006)

   This program does suck.
   
   When I tried to uninstall it, I had to use a little comb instead of the uninstaller.
   
   This program is exactly like a case of the crabs.
   
   When I was in Vietnam, I paid a VC woman $8 to piss in my mouth. It left a better taste than this program did.