RSSCaption Contest: Win Vista and Office!
By Nate Mook | Published January 30, 2007, 4:45 PM
UPDATE: The contest is now over! View the winners here. Want a copy of Windows Vista Ultimate or Office 2007, but don't want to fork over the cash? You're in luck: we're giving away one copy of each! All you need to do is come up with a witty caption for the following two pictures from the Vista Launch event in New York City.
Leave your caption ideas in a comment below, but only leave a single comment. We will select the best caption for each picture. The user with the best Bill Gates caption will win a retail copy of Windows Vista Ultimate, while the best Steve Ballmer caption will win Office 2007 Student and Teacher Edition. More giveaways will follow, so keep checking back in the coming weeks.
Bill:I can`t wait!
Ballmer:i can fly!
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|Bill:I look like I.
Steve:I look like T.
Bill & Steve:We are IT in the world.
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|Vistance = Vista + dance
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|Gates: Wow! Vista is a ultimate album!!Ballmer: Am I going to flip like Vista's Flip 3D?
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|Bill: WoW.I am the Vista,and Vista is I. WOW.
Steve : WOW.We are both like the Vista.WoW.I am the Vista,and Vista is I.
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|1 亲爱的!为什么要我等那么久呀?(windows vista)
2 我可以退休了比尔!!!!
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|Bill GatesL: Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa put your thizzzzzzz face on and bounce to the beat of the music.
Steve Ballmer: Damn am I flying or am I just trippin out to hard.
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|Bill: Vista must be bring us into a newest world,just like the man fly to moon by himself.
Ballmer: Yes! Vista! it's my dream!Like an airplane fly into the sky!
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|1 你身体好了吗？
2 我已经不咳嗽了！
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|Bill Gate: 敞开了吃吧!
Steve Ballmer: 我想我已经吃饱了！
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|#1..For VISTA, Bill Gates becomes Bill R&B Gates?
#2..With VISTA, I believe I can fly...
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|Bill: What does hit my head?
Ballmer:I feel flying now
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|BillG : Oh God! I wounder If people came to know that this Vista still in under development, what would they do me !!!???!!!...
SteveB:oOo0oOo... I nevermind, finally This Vista Released by You, so You would be caught by people and I will fly away lol ...
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|Gates：wow，I'm American，i love china。
Steve：张开洞！看我 王里送。
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|infinitude
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|delete me!
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|Gates: So,so...
Ballmer: Don't check me!
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|Bill: It's so Vantastic and Vonderful that every word in English should begin with 'V'.(So Bill could get more and more Voney)
Steve : What a shock! It comes from Vista.(Vista made the earthquake in Taiwan...and broke the network...)
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|Bill: Vista! Visible fly! Can you see it?
Ballmer: Yes! Vista! I can see it...I am flying in the vista now!!!
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|Bill: oh no! who let those EU members in?
Bill: ... then i said to the lord, "God! Why do people hate me but still use my software?"...
Ballmer: Our special version for EU folks is called "Hasta la Vista"!
Ballmer: Now buy one, get 2 for free! Only a few dozens left! Rush in!
Ballmer: Tomorrow we are flying to europe to kick some serious a** with EU people.
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|Gates: I'm gonna stand on my right foot!
Ballmer: You're kidding! I'am gonna stand on my left!
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|Bill:Can you fly?????
Steve:Of course!With Vista,I can do everything!
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|Gates - I guess I do have money coming out my a**
Ballmer - Im a little teapot, crap I messed up again!
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|Crazy Wow - Fantastic!!!!!
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|Gates:Do you want to be a Vista?
Ballmer:If you use Windows Vista,you can be a bird or a fish easily.
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|FFFFAntastic!!!
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|Bill Gates-->Fantastic!Finally Wow comes!
Steve Ballmer -->I'm flying with Wow!
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|Bill-->Jesusss. What a freakin stomach ache (sorry dont know how to write). I really need to go to the bathtroom.
But returning to the vista. What a great product we have here hun?!
Steve -->Ohh look Bill, I can fly!!!
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|Gates:WOW!
Ballmer:O yeah!
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|Bill：I want to issue VISTA at Mars!
Ballmer：OH! My GOD!Let pass ME!
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|Bill：我准备在火星发布Vista！
Ballmer：哦...天哪！饶了我吧！
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|Bill: You laugh because I'm different....
I laugh cause I just farted!
Ballmer: Take it easy and don't get anything on the wall..
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|我的标题:和比尔穿同一条裤子的男人
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|Bill: Something stinks...
Steve: I´m an aeroplane... wrooooooom, wrooooom.
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|Bill Gates: I can assure you Vista is very beau~ti~ful~
Steve Ballmer:I believe Vista can be fly~
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|Vi...Vi...Vista is fantasity~
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|Gates: so crazy,so vista
Ballmer:steping on vista is just like steping on the cloud
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|Gates:WOW!Vista is coming!
Ballmer:Let's taking off!
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|Bill: FUTURE WORLD DOMINATION!
Steve: Vista Team Formation!
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|First：The bread general meeting has
Second ：Strolls in the clouds
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|Vista will make you go, 'WOW!' The effects are like getting hit by a slice of Apple wrapped around a large gold brick. WOW!
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|Bill: Ow! I'm starting to feel that night with that Russian gigolo, oops I mean Melinda.
Steve: Yeah b****!!! I graduated Harvard and Bill didn't! Yippee! I can fly!
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|Gates:haha~me today very very HI!
Steve:Does the meeting compare my HI?
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|1)why, why not vista!
2)Can't fly! (vista is too heavy)
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|Bill: I wonder if anyone is falling for this whooyee?
Steve: Ok, Ok, I know you don't believe me, but...
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|Bill Gates: 用过VISTA么？没有？靠，你火星来的吧？
Ballmer:我是火星来的，我们这只有XP 没有 VISTA,来我们火星发布VISTA吧~
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|For Bill: "St-St-Stop calling us... Vista is going to work... we swear"
For Steve: Another demonstration of the fact that Microsoft knows they are indeed the 800 lb gorilla
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|Bill: To show how cute and fluffy Vista is, I've decided to badly imitate a rabit!
Steve: When we made Vista, we made it for people who are this big and never leave their chair.
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|Bill: Gates not looking where he's going. Pretty much synbolising Microsoft since 1995.
Ballmer: Hold the show! A penny!
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|Gates: This is amazing!
Ballmer: Vista is free for fly!
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|Bill:Vi(arms-up)-s-ta(left foot), a STAR (mouth)
Ballmer:Vi(arms-up)-s-ta(right foot), FIVE-star (right hand and mouth)
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|1-ONe StEp CloSer....
2- LEt The rAIn FAll DOwn And TOuCh MY SkIN...
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|1-nOW i WIll sUReLY geT tHaT devIl of THE yeAR aWARD
2- LOve To Win That DeVil Side KICk AwArd..ALl RIgHT.....
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|1-SOoN EVErYONE ONE WIll SUffER LIKE HEll...YEAH BAby..YEAH
2- I Feel LIKe SuPErMAN(PLZ GEmme A RIAse BILL
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|Bill Gates: Bill Gates trying to find a difference between Vista and Mac
Steve Ballmer: "See - I'm also certified for Windows Vista!"
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|Bill Gates: Vista is yours, future is mine.
Steve Ballmer: birds also use Vista!
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|Bill: its delicioussssssss
Steve: I believe I can fly
I believe I can touch the sky
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|Gates: You people are ssssssoooooo going to get a free copy of Vista. When "Vienna" is released.
Ballmer: With Vista, you can levitate... like this...
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|Bill:Vista good!
Steve:i can fly ,like this!(vista)
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|happy
fly
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|1-widsta!(vista is wide+wise,watch my hands)
2-I believe I can fly(in the vista)
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|Gates:Fabulous!
Ballmer:Welcome!
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|Gates: ahh you smell that? thats WOW in vista!
Ballmer: Office 2007 is this BIG!
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|Bill: Lord, we are so coooollll...
Steve: Look!... No hands!...
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|Bill; Windows Vista is our best software ever released. It's just sssSo good!
Steve; Calm down. It's not THAT good.
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|1. One small step backwards
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|bill:****!!!
ballmer:Yeah!!!
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|give you the key!
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|Give you the key!
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|So Much Funny~~
So Much Money~~
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|Bill Gates: Nothing is perfect. V-i-s-t-a! At least, it's not hard to spell.
Steve Ballmer: Oh, yeah. You remind me of the time when I was a baby.
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|Bill:V...V...Vista!
Ballmer:Flying without Vista? Oh,no!
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|Bill:The Beauty
Ballmer:Everything is fine
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|Gates: What else can I say? Vista, yes!
Ballmer:Probably Vista made me fly, huh?
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|bill: no one but vista
ballmer:fly vista,come vista
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|Bill:Vista smells GOOD!
Steve:Rushing into Vista!
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|1.Vista？Fascinating！
2.Get the Vista,I get the whole world!
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|Bill: Yes, yes, yes! Herbal Essences Ultimate not included
Balmer: See developers? this is the new dance to program!
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|Bill: Vista is exciting Operation System
Steve: Flight High, Grow High
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|Bill:VISTA,MAKE ME CRAZY
Steve:waltzing with vista
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|Bill:
The gate to vista is open,although the width is limited,it`s a big step.
Steve:
Using vista,enjoy soaraway feeling!
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|Bill: I can't believe that i just said that Windows Vista sucks.
Steve: Ok, Now let's all stand and sing the new US National Anthem. "Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers, Developers..."
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|Bill: fiat lux
Steve: Is he certified for Windows Vista?
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|Bill: Just imagine how many billions Vista's gonna make me!
Steve: Oh, I think I'll just tap dance thru this one...
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|Bill:
Be fast!Follow me!The Vista era is coming!
Steve:
Let's fly higher!Vista!
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|Bill:My pride! Iraqi can also use my VISTA!
Ballmer:God bless me! Don't put bomb in MS'S
vista.
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|Bill:My Vista,a squirrel discover his lover
Steve:Conductor of Vista,Listen my right part of body
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|Bill:Hi Steve,i bet the vista will be sold to Mars!
Steve:That right Bill, i'm just going there.
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|Bill:
As he is about to give his speech, out of nowhere, a giant red wolf attacks....
Steve:
Look Ma, I can fly!! With no teeth!!
or
Steve ponders what to tell the crowd as he begins to turn into E.T. (look at his hand..)
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|first one: The Gate of Vista
both Gate and Vista has two meanings,
Gate 1 Bill Gates 2 the word 'gate'
Vista 1 Vista OS 2 the word 'vista'
so there are many meanings of this phrase
sacond one:My ball(Ballmer) will go on!
It makes me think about the movie Titanic! hahaaaaa!
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|Gates:cool!
Ballmer:
My Heart is Flying £¡
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|Bill Gates: Cheeeeese??
Steve Ballmer: Woahh, Vista's a little unstable
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|Bill
It’s a feeeeature!
Steve
the WOW starts now!
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|Gates:The World Is Mine
Ballmer:Believe I can fly!
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|Bill: Funny word hard to say?
Steve: Vista, fly like Steve.
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|Bill Gates:You finally arrived, my vista.
Steve Ballmer:Let us work together and fly vista!
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|i'm fat,i'm joke,but i want to fly,cause i got the vista,God bless everyone
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|Gates: Vista makes me want to dance and Sneeze.
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|Gates: Waiting to install Vista is like waiting for the World to Change.
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|Bill: Show your hands,the word is beautiful!
Steve: Fly away!
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|Gates: The crowd is literally in shock as Chairman Bill Gates inhales the stench of Mac fanboy sweat. Bill Gates does not like that. Bill Gates is getting angry. You won't like Bill Gates when he's angry.
Ballmer: CEO Steve Ballmer tries to explain his "Wow" by attempting aerial flight. Unfortunately, what the crowd didn't know at the time was that he had too much Developers! Juice backstage. Developers! Juice is 60% alcohol and 40% Developers! by volume. Drink responsibly.
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|Gates- Finally! Vista Is Out Of My Sight
Ballmer- I Believe I Can Fly!
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|Bill: Look at the size of this apple mac computer!
Steve: Yeah well look at the size of this windows pc!
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|Bill Gates:
[Funny Bill voice]-"So this is how you'll look like when you see our brand new Red Screen of Death, actually we've got Steve wearing a "DeathRed" coloured sweater. Now, look at my face...you'll be like 'Oh sH1*7 this thing's huge!'"-
Steve Ballmer:
[Noisy Steve voice]"I knew I'd get some attention from you developersdevelopersdevelopers if I wore this sweater and came high to work, can you hear it? It's music! I'm conducting classical music! Wooo the name's Baldmer!"
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|Bill Gates: I'm Steve....ah F*#@!
Steave Balmer: One more cartwheel for Vista!
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|Bill Gates:
"Well... We pooped in one hand, and wanted in another (see pictures). What we got is Vista... and it takes THIS much HDD space (see picture)."
Steve Ballmer:
"If the internet is a 'series of tubes', think of Office 2007 as a 'series of balance beams' that you have to do the hokey-pokey on. Office 2007, does the 'turn yourself around' part for you - because it's smarter, more functional, and than Office 2003 by 2 years. Also, a new "assistant" will appear - no, no, no... it's not clippy. It's "3 Hole Punchy", and his friends "wormy", "pokey", and "tubby".
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|Bill Gates: Microsoft's Imagination is better than Intelligence.
Steve Ballmer: Vista and Office 2007 are became Bigger and Better
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|Gates- "Dear Lord...we pray that all companies go bankrupt and leave Microsoft the savoir of mankind" "Amen"
Steve "it booted on the first try !!!!" " i never had any doubts..please hold the applause"
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|Bill: Inconceivable.
Steve: Everyone please hang you head for a moment of prayer. 'Oh Lord, bless Vista because that is the only way it will sell.'
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|Bill: oof what a bunch of nerds
Steve: fly like an eagle
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|Bill: What I say?
Steve: What I do?
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|1.OH~屁终于放出去了,爽~~~
2.转圈圈,自娱自乐中
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|Bill Gates: Vista!!!Just do it!
Steve Balmer: I believe I can fly!
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|Bill Gates: You have to have nuts this big and a face like a chipmunk to think that Vista will run flawlessly
Steve ballmer: "I am not a crook".. Ok, I am. Apple had all the technology first!!
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|Bill Gates: Windows Vista - Now Lemon Flavored
Steve Balmer: Do a little dance for Vista!!
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|Bill Gates: v...v...vista is good!
Steve Ballmer: wow!i know vista!i like it!
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|Gates:My vista My Love
Ballmer:fly to the Vista
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|Picture 1
"Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates shown here at the Windows Vista Launch event in New York City squeezing out the next edition of Windows."
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|Bill Gates: What?!?!?! Vista's broke again?!?!?!
Steve Ballmer: Office 2007 will positively fly on your PC. Let me demonstrate...
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|Bill Gates:Smells like rotten APPLE!
Steve Ballmer:Vista!!Do you remember what's the feeling when you first on a plane?
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|Bill:How About Is The VISTA?
Steve:I Can Fly
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|pic 1：which is more pretty? this man or his vista?
pic 2：my god!VISTA is much fatter than I!
ps ：Ballmer can't fly
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|Gates: For only $400, you get...
Ballmer:One more Mac sold and i'll jump!
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|Gates: "Groove, baybay!"
Ballmer: "I believe I can fly!"
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|Bill Gates:Can't you see?? Vista let me youthful more than ten years!!
Steve Ballmer:Oh!! Vista!! My baby!! Let me hugging you!!
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|Bill Gates:Hey,Google.Purchase Vista right now!!
Steve Ballmer:Vista!!It give me just like a Titaic feeling!!
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|Gates: What was that windows again? XP OR VISTA
Ballmer: VISTA future so bright i can see my bald head
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|Bill: Wooh! That's a stinker!
Steve: I'm King of the World!
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|Gates:Vista!Ultimate！
Ballmer:Releases for flight VISTA!
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|Bill Gates:Future day opportunity to Vista and you together at!
Steve Ballmer:You think that my bare-headed is still bright is it(vista) bright?
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|Bill Gates: Vis Ta
Steve Ballmer: Fly with Win
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|Bill Gates:Use it, the oneself felling is like Hitler
Steve Ballmer:Wow!It beautifully lets me want to jump fly of feet
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|Gates-Can someone get me another pair of underwear please!
Ballmer-I thought the police were going to give me the sobriety test outside.
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|Gates: Have someone else not v...v..vista?!
Ballmer: i can fly with vista !Oh yeah,it is so safe!
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|HI！COME BACK MY WINDOWS！
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|Bill Gates:Wow,so good!
Ballmer:Three words,strong!strong!strong!
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|Gates: "this is my Zune Face"
Balmer: "Holdup! Wheres my red Vista certified stapler people!"
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|Gates: "My butt's this wide since Apple starting kicking it."
Ballmer: Ballmer confuses Firewire and High Wire.
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|Bill: Jesus Christ, vista give you infinite imaginations.
Steve: Don't you see my gesture? Viiista!!!
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|Gates: Linux will make your face look like this, so it's time to get a Vista.
Ballmer: Give up the slow firefox, IE7 will make you fly like a bird.
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|Bill:Come on,Vista is!
Steve:I am a bird,fly with me!
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|Bill:oh,what a perfect system vista is!
Steve:i will fly with vista around the world
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|Gates: Damn! I forgot the names of all those different Vista Versions...
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Ballmer: Wohooooo, i just come back from a 9 day non-stop Vista RTM testing trip.. and I feel soooo hiiiiiggh
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|Just Vista It!!!
（comment for the picture of Bill Gates）
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|First pic: DX10 orgasm! Yeah baby yeah!
Second pic: Fly away from the blue screen of death!
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|Bill: Vista shuang
Steve:Oh Hohoho~~~
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|Bill:How far we have gone?
Bteve:A long long way.
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|1.ye ha! I like this game!
2.I believe I can fly!
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|Bill:boom out! vista!
steve:vista is flying!
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|Bill: Faaabulous~~
Steve: Vista made me Fly... High~~~
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|Bill:Forget MAC!IT can't be my opponent.
steve:I want FLY higher~
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|Gates:How a pretty system,yummy yummy Vista!
Ballmer:Flying in the sky------Vista Or Flying Vista
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|Bill Gates:Got me
Steve Ballmer:I believe I can fly
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|Gates:Hmmm,I wanna kiss Vista!
Ballmer:I am CERTIFIED FOR WINDOWS Vista!
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|1.name: "Fantastic":
Bill likes saying "Fantastic".Win Vista is Fantastic
2.name:"Magical"
Steve likes acting a Magic. Office Vista likes a magic.
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|B: Ooh, looks like an apple pie this time...
S: Unaware that he is being photographed, our CEO continues the Inca ritual to lure the the unwary audience into subscribing to all of .Net's features.
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|Bill: "And I was like, huh?! You don`t know what Vista is?! I'm sorry, are you from the past?!"
Steve: "Hold on, hold on, wait `till you hear Bill`s story with this chick at the cafe! He has his ways, I can tell you that much!"
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|Bill: Yo, fabulicious!
Steve: Unbelievable awesome! (I believe I can fly, I believe I can enjoy Vista!)
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|Bill:Vista! It's your time! Oh~fantastic Vista!
Steve:You can flying without wings, but you can't flying without Vista!
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|Bill: Windows is always the best....
Steve: Vista will fly (Vista is used in every computer)
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|bill:very very very good!
Steve:I’m wand to flying!
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|Gates:So splendid vista
Ballmer:You know, I was enjoying vista
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|Bill：I get drunk with Vista
Steve:I can fly with Vista
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|Bill: VISTA give me the activity
Steve: VISTA can make me fly
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|Gates:Let me see
Ballmer:Is this vista
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|Bill:Moe!Moe! Vista is so moe!
Steve:Moe!Moe! Moe than anything!
*Moe:In japanese,Just like 'Lovely'.
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|Bill:Please forget Linux!
Steve:Please choose vista!
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|Gates:Wow! I can feeling the $$$
Ballmer:Wow! I am high!
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|Gates:VISTA let me abnormal
Ballmer:VISTA let me become a bird
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|Gates: OH god ….please….please…let me make more $$$ to take over apple and I’ll promise OCX Win feline’s Launch in a couple of years, with Steve jobs of course.
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|BILL:Choose me!I want to be President
Ballmer:I’m a Superman with the pant inside
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|BILL:Choose me!I want to be President
Ballmer:I’m a Superman with the pant inside
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|bill:Wow
steve: wow
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|Bill: ohh, Not again!
Steve: yeah, it is!
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|Bill:VISTA?En....The smell is very good.
Steve:Am I more beautiful than Mac?
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|A new great epoch !
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|Bill:VISTA?En....The smell is very good.
Steve:Am I more beautiful than Mac?
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|Bill Gates: It's the vista like my face.
Steve Ballmer: Song of the Commander
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|1.If you don't choose vista,I will be crazy!
2.It(vista) can take me flying!
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|Mr Gates: What a shame! Vista has never imitated Mac! Believe Me!
Mr Ballmer:Wow,lovely Gates,if you continue telling lies,I believe your nose will become as long as this!
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|Bill:Vista is just ... (speak to himself)ennn,what's the word i'm looking for?
Steve:my heart will go on...accompanied by Vista. (from Titanic)
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|Bill: I'm unbeatable! Blah!
Steve: Wooh nooooooo!!!!!!
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|Bill Gates: (Now that we have launched Vista) Think twice before you buy a Mac
Steve Ballmer: (to Steve Jobs) I know your feelings, come and give me a hug
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|Mr Gate: VIsta!
Mr Ballmer: visTA!
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|Bill:Couldn't be better than THIS(VISTA)!
Ballmer:give me VISTA,i can fly!
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|Bill: Welcome join our OS family, Vista!
Ballmer: Play waltz with vista
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|Bill: Don't Kiss Me, Kiss Vista
Ballmer: Vista Just Fly
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|Bill Gates:I'm the one beyond all people!
Steve Ballmer:Let's be crazy for Vista!
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|Gates:Three （thousand）￥，valued？
Ballmer:Are you see the MS's（Microsoft Corporation） penguin？It's here.
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|Bill Gates:My Vista!My Dollars!
Steve Ballmer:Addictive?Let me fly to the Vista World!
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|the vista is so safe.
bill:Now,Running in the vista,you can go forward set your heart at rest ,it;s so steady so comfortable.
Steve:Contrast with vista,running the old OS just like walking on a Single-log bridge
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|1\Vista is coming,take you to the wonderful world!
2\Flying?NO!Bungee jumping,make a great leap!
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|For Gate:
OH,no!It stop working again!
For Ballmer:
Oh!It is translucent and hazy,so am I!!!
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|Steve:Fly me to the moon, towards the star of the blue(referring to the vista logo)~~in other words, please buy~~in other words, I love you.
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|Gates：Soooooooooo Beautiful!!!
Ballmer：Woooooooooow!!!
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|BILL: Fill me...everyone..do u?
Ballmer:yeah, i am out of jail....
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|For Gates:
Metamorphosis
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|For Gates:
There is no fuss but fabulous!
For Ballmer:
Woo, woo, woo! Vista is Coming!
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|Bill: I want to fly!!!
Steve: Try Vista, fly like me...
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|Know why so happy I am? Have used Vista.. because of me.
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|Enough to make oneself proud
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|BILL:my seventh son is coming out!!
Ballmer:I believe I can fly
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|Ballmer: I belive I can fly
Gates: I can't have the heart to look you, please don't tell anyone I know you
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|Bill: The White apple is so acid!!!!
Ballmer: I dont wanna see those apple any more,,no more!!!
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|seems that you hate apple.
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|Gates: velly
Ballmer:solly
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|Vista vocal concert: Stiff Conductor, Gates Singer.
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|Bill:妈妈抱我
Ballmer:大鹏展翅
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|Bill: Vista - So good it'll make you wanna spit!
Steve: Vista's finally out the door, lets all do the happy dance!
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|Gates：what will happen next second?"A sneezes"
Ballmer：my love my vista,give me hug!
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|Bill Gates: Wow, VISTA hug.
Steve Ballmer: Honey, VISTA coming up.
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|Bill:I never think it make any sense.
Ballmer:Just let it go away.
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|Bill: Bill's Vis-Tango
Ballmer: Vista is shining like me!
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|First:Yeah,that is Living.
Second:Wow,this is life.
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|Bill: vista is so cool,Make me high tide!
Ballmer:vista up up ! go top of the world
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|vIzzzzzzzta
(M. Vista got stuttered, due to the lack of 2GB DDR2 RAM embedded)
I'm Vista capaBLE, Ready to shOck
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|Gates:v''v''ista
Ballmer:see me fly
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|Bill Gates: During the QnA, a member of the press asks Bill "Apple has just come out with OS11, do you feel this will hurt Windows Vista sales?" Bill's response "****! Where did that come from?"
Steve Ballmer: During a demo of Vista, a member of the crowd wearing underpants on his head and a red sheet for a cape yells "Apple rules!" The crowd of Windows Vista fans piles on top of him and proceeds to beat the poor idiot senseless. Steve, reverting to his high school football coach days, tries to break up the fight. "Alright boys, break it up, we don't need another incident involving any of Mrs. K's 'special needs' students!"
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|Gates: VISTA smells like a big success or maybe I just have to sneeze. Aachooo.
Balmer: I swear I'm not drinking, vista is more secure. I will walk this line to prove it.
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|Bill Gates: And to Team VISTA I say, "Domo arigato"
Steve Ballmer: VISTA constipates me, so this morning I took a DOOKIE this big.
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|Bill:Dancing with me!
Ballmer:flying with me!
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|Bill: ...and you snort it in like this.
Ballmer: Whooaaa....oooaaa.... I told you I can walk in a straight line and touch mmm...my nose, sir.
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|Bill: Wow,My God,Vista,especially ultimate wonderful,very very very wonderful!!!
Ballmer: Hardware manufacturer certified by windows vista will fly like me,Don't you believe?
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|Bill: Vista, my lover!
Steve: Vista makes me fly.
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|Bill: "Why the freak can't we get entrants who can spell and use proper grammar?"
Steve: "Pray with me now, Brothers and Sisters. The WORD of our Office is GOOD!"
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|bill:Please!Use the original!
Ballmer:Use vista let I the felling for flying.
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|bill:who can see me?
ballmer:i'm singing in the sky
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|Bill: That is the case
Steve: I in spirit, flew into the sky
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|Gates: What? Vista has copied Mac?!
Ballmer: By using Vista,an old man like me can also fly!Wow,wonderful!
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|Bill: Vista not only includes ultimate but also with B-22
Ballmer: What is the size of HD for installnation Vista? Like this!
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|Gates: Does Windows Vista smell good?
Ballmer: Wow, so good. i have to make a landing.
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|BillG:wow~yeah!
SteveB:i believe i can fly
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|1.just fantasy!
2.fly like vista
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|Bill: God I hope this isn't a wet one...
Steve: Say it with me people.. I am a dork!
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|Bill Gate: It's me! The lord of software kingdom!
Steve Ballmer: Flying is not impossible when you soaring in the greatest OFFICE12 system.
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|Gates:Oh, yes!
Steve:Three, two, one, go!
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|1--这算什么!?
2--教您怎么飞!!!!
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|Gates: "Vaa"
Ballmer: "Wow"
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|Gates: "Bill gates prepares himself for the ceremonial ass-kicking (see background image) ahead of the actual ass-kicking event scheduled for John Dvorak and other select members of the media in New York City."
Ballmer: "After several fruitless attempts to restart the Office 2007 Power Point show, Steve Ballmer, Mircosoft's CEO, trys to demonstrate the new Vista Flip 3D effect."
Thanks for the laughable pictures!
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|Gates:When Gates see the screen becomes blue,he says:what a funny Operating System!
Steve:HoHo,look,i am free now,because i'm using Windows Vista!
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|(Pic1)I'm regret to create Windows, money can't help flying to me!
(Pic2)Yes,I fly to you too
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|Gates：I lost my wing to fly!
Ballmer：Take my wing away ,man!
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|Bill: Crap...I hope I don't turn around.
Steve: I HAS A SPACEPLANE!
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|Vista is so wonderful!
All the people in the world will be our user soon.
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|Gates：fun!
Ballmer：wow!
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|Bill: I believe I can fly!
Ballmer: I'm just flying with Vista!
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|Gates: Wow awesome！
Ballmer: Wow s***！
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|vista ! fly magic~~~~~
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|Gates:My God
Ballmer:You funny?
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|Bill: Vista~ unimpeachable!中文:无懈可击
Steve: have a bright future!中文:鹏程万里
Score: 0
|Einstein's brain with the same
Einstein's driver
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|Gates: how can we reject its temptation
Ballmer:yes, once you experience, you will lose yourself in it, as what I am doing now
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|Bill: VIVA Vista!
Ballmer: OH! Vista makes me high!
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|Gates: good job, give it applause guys, why not?
Ballmer:embracing VISTA, her bran-new operation experience will make you feel like flying
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|Bill: Hey Belinda! Check out my new cruiser! Balmer: Bill, my cadilac will do well with your cruiser! Let's ride!
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|Gates：oh,vista ，u are my angle !
Ballmer：vista use chinese kongfu ,he can fly !
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|the first one is "wonderful!!!"
the second one is "that's all!!!"
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|Gates：vista ，我看好你哦~~~
Ballmer: 俺练了金钟罩铁布衫,百毒不侵.
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|Gates:Oh year!!!Eagles have flied!!!!!!!
Ballmer:oooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!Eagles fly!!!!!
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|Gates: I am so arrogant
Ballmer: I want into a king.....drawing
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|Bill: Free !
Ballmer: Oh yeah ! I agree !
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|i like this one ~!!
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|Bill Gates: Jeez~ Vista is here.
Steve Ballmer: Hurray~ i am seagull.
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|Gates: Everybody close your eyes (Do who also see Apples)
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|Bill: You!
Comment: Experience of using Vista can drive anyone creazy, Bill has been, the next will be you!
Ballmer: WOW!
comment:WOW! Vista makes this guy fly!W=wing, o=mouth,WOW=an amazing mouth with a pair of wings!
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|Bill:Come on,Baby!
Ballmer:Wow,Let's fly!
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|Gates: What the F....Fantastic
Ballmer: Wow.
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|Gates: I'm feeling high, what about you, steve?
Ballmer: I believe I can fly~
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|Gates: Hi I'm Billy beaver Microsoft.
Steve: Your safe at first?
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|Gates:Cheeeeeeese!
Ballmer:Wooooooow!
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|Gates:cheeeeeeese!
Ballmer:wooooooow!
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|Bill:Oh,Come Here to Vist Me,Not Vista!
comment:At that moment,people were focusing on the Vista,and Bill wanted to obtain the attention of the audience.
Steve Ballmer:It's not a Flying Bird but Me!
Comment:We can see from the scene.
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|Balmer: Vista even Accelerates the routine Sobriety Test.
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|Gates:God,Don't You Think I Have Done Very Well?
Ballmer:Let Whole World Hold Vista!
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|Gates: I am the king of marketing
Ballmer: We did it this time...real security!
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|Gates: what? what? you idiot formatted my Linux to try Vista?
OR
Gates: Oh God! Please kill me. This evil installed Vista on my computer.
Ballmer: Now, everyone, repeat after me:
We all say,
that we hate,
Mr. Gate,
But we all,
are in love,
with Ballmer,
that's why we,
keep using,
his software!
Thank you! Ballmer has left the building. Good night.
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|Bill:V...V...Vista!
Ballmer:I'm fly with vista!
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|Bill:Wow~Is it?(Feeling coooool)
Steve:Our face~~2007
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|Bill: Maybe if I wave my hands and shake my foot around, they won't look at my ugly face.
Steve: The hilllssssss are aliiiivvve...with the sound of an old man in his brown slacks trying to appear "hip" by rapping about computers.
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|I was just thinkin how much money I am going to make of Vista, and that is going to make my wallet really heavy!!!
You know how hard it is to balance on top of all the money we are raking in on Vista?
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|Billy MS_ They found porn in my history?
Stevie Wonder_ I love Apple Pie !
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|Bill: Vi.Vi..Vista!
Ballmer: Oh, come on, Vista!!!
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|Gates photo:
Someone asked Bill how big was the list of features he stole from the Mac OS X....
Ballmer photo
......Ballmer corrects him ......
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|Bill Gates: "Oh crap, what are we going to do Windows Vista has crashed my computer already"
Steve Ballmer: "Hallelujah Bill, the blackmailing and bribery finally payed off. Now I feel like dancing."
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|An action, a vista
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|Gates: Believe me for god's sake; Vista is the best you've ever seen!!
Ballmer: Vista will fly into every house all over the world and it is now taken off.
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|Give a powerful PC to me,
I will test as more betas as possible!
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|Gates: I Like Big Bats And i Cant Not Lie!
Ballmer: I'm Like A Bird.. (Nelly Fortado Song..)
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|Bill Gates, With Vista, all things as easy as a baby suckle, mum...
Ballmer, I am a big big bird, in the big big world, all need just a Vista!
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|Bill:Oh, my Vista...and God!
Ballmer:Oh, my money ...and Vista!
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|Bill: BILLiant!!!
Ballmer: Vista is strong like a steel...wire, you gotta be carefull...
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|Gates: Damn, I thought Vista was supposed to be different from XP!
Ballmer: Hey you there, I have a Zune too! Let's do the social!
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|When Jack and Rose seperated in two photos...
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|Bill:COME ON!!!!!!!!Vista!!!
Ballmer:YEAH!!!WELCOME!!!Vista
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|Bill: slow and steady
Steve: just fly
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|Bill:Vista so cooooooooool
Ballmer:IT is V------------ista!
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|Bill：OH!MyGod!Vista
Ballmer:Yeah!This is True!
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|Gates: I am very Vista!
Ballmer: Vista bless me!
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|Gates: You Pay Less!
Ballmer:You Get More!
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|Gates: I am V---ista!
Ballmer: Vista bless me!
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|Bill: WWWWWWhere are you, VVVVVVista?
Ballmer: Flying higher with Vista!
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|The Gates Photo:
Vista is avalible now!
The Ballmer Photo:
REALLY?what about my holiday,sir?
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|Bill: Funny?...Huh???
Steve: Holy crap!
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|The Gates Photo:
I'm sorry President Bush, Vista will not run on your Commodore...
The Ballmer Photo:
Singing "Come on, Come on everybody, "Do the Vista with me"
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|bill: the penguin is gonna be in trouble
steve: the windows is gonna fly~
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|The Gates Photo:VISTA!show time!
The Ballmer Photo:VISTA!Let's fly!
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|Gates: Why you fly?
Ballmer:Because you are boasting!
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|Bill: Today we take over the World....Did I just say that outloud?
Steve: Thank you, thank you. Viva la Vista!
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|Bill: Wow,Why are you still waiting?(W)
Ballmer:Vista is comming!(V)
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|Bill: Do you know how to spell V?
Ballmer:Wow, I gonna jump~
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|The GUYS Ultimate!
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|The Gates Photo: Gates encounters a system error while trying to get out the words "User Ffffffriendly"
The Ballmer Photo: "Don't worry, I'm not gonna do what you all think I'm gonna do, which is, you know, FLIP OUT!"
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|Gates: Let's say V---ista.
Ballmer:I want to fly.I love Vista
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|Hi I;m a pc
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|Gates: Oh! I hate when I can't remember what I was talking about! I need more memory!
Steve: I can pass the sobriety test this time!
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|Bill:Vista will help you fly~~~~~Wow,so cool!!!
Steve:Just like this,I'm coming....I am flying.......See me fly in the sky with Vista.
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|BILL- Plz use Vista
Ballmer- Use it don't use it do whatever u like
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|Bill:Let's show how it work!
Steve:just like flying.
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|Gates: One new step!
Ballmer:To dance!
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|Bill: Vista What?
Ballmer: The OS make me fly!
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|Gates: ARGH! He promised me that Flip 3D wouldn't hang during the launch demo!
Ballmer: See, and Vista's got a new DirectX engine too. Playing Flight Simulator feels just like this!
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|Bill: This "apple" is not good!
Steve: Vista,Hold me!
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|that's easy.just look the two guy's pose.
Bill: Windows(W)
Ballmer:YES!!(Y)
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|Bill: Vista love you long time!
Steve: IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!
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|Bill: I´m a dancing queen
Steve: I´m dancing in the rain ....
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|Bill, "Am I pretty?"
Ballmer, "i can fly"
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|Bill Gates: Damn Ballmer my new OS is giving us the same blue screen!!
Ballmer: I told you Bill, Don't use Windows XP's codes!!!
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|Bill: WTF!!! Could it be that we finally got it right...(Squinting to read the stock ticker)Is that my stock price going up? I knew signing those Ultimate Editions would pay off =)
Ballmer: Wooooh, hold it Bill, thats not the stock price, thats the quantity of unsold VISTA's, we need a plan or were going to have this (((((......))))) many in overstock, well we can always sell them to Dell, they'll buy any crap as long as the price is right.
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|Gates:Hu~~ge!
Ballmer: Paid Hug!!
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|I wonder how many guinea pigs we'll
get this time out. (Gates)
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|Gates: I've heard all this hype before !!!
Ballmer: This much more worse than XP!!!!
Score: 0
|Gates: Ay Mista you try'd my Vista yet
Ballmer:Fly that by me again
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|i try my best to vista!
i vista i can fly
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|Gates: How many times did i tell you "More user-friendly" doesn't work this time.
Ballmer: Just watch how many of them are dying to get it for free! Look! I'm all over it!
or
Gates: Is that a Mac you got by my credit card Melinda? How could you do that to me?
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|Gates: Everybody read after me: V~~~~ista !!!
Ballmer: OH! Offlyic!!
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|Change to:
Gates: Everybody say after me: V~~~~ista !!!
Ballmer: OH! Offlyice!!
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|Gates: Jon Stewart made fun of me again that freak
Ballmer: Stage Dive!!
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|Gates: Faster? More User-friendly? steve, are you drunk again?
Ballmer: No way dude. Now I have Vista in my veins, muawha ha ha ha ...
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|Gates: Mr. Jobs..Do I smell fear ?
Ballmer: What! Yeah! Okay!...awww..Skeet Skeet Skeet!
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|Bill: Who's the idiot that wants me to sign 25,000 boxes???
"Yes, 25,000 of Windows Vista Ultimate Bill Gates Edition." (Need proof, here's box 24,183)
http://www.geekzone.co.nz/freitasm/2117
Ballmer: Ummm, that would be me...sir, now i'm going to fly away, fly away, until VISTA SP2.
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|Gates: Can you feel my "WoW!"
Balmer: I'm feeling the "WoW" Bill
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|Photo 1 - Bill Gates regrets his decision to use a Microsoft-licensed deodorant . . .
Photo 2 - Vista security: A flight of fancy?
(Together, they're the "Hasta La Vista" babies!)
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|Gates: V~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Vista!!
Ballmer: O~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Office!!
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|BG: "What's 911 times 2,435?!?!"
SB: "I am not a Crook!"
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|Gates: I'm surrounded by VISTA's, maybe if i sign some they will sell, we can call them "limited editions" or something....Yeah!!!
Ballmer: But Dark Gates, Sir, instead of having you sign all these, why dont we just fast forward to VISTA SP2!!!
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|Gates: I think Ballmer just squirted me!
Ballmer: Stand back! I'm so happy I'm going to squirt!
Score: 0
|Gates: "Ew, I think I stepped in Vista"
Ballmer: "Whoa, every body back up. There's enough Vista for everyone."
Score: 0
|Bill: you are still my b****!
Steve: WOW..Yeah...Right.
Score: 0
|Gates: Hey, Vista You!
Ballmer: Dude, where's my OS?
Score: 0
|Gates "Oh... I could just squeeze it and squeeze it, 'cause I love the little Vista so."
Balmer "ooooh... little Vista,,stay right there so I can squeeze you too you.
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|Gates: "I've got a headache this big, and it has Google written all over it."
Balmer: "I just flew in from Redmond, and my arms sure are tired!"
Score: 0
|Bill: I'm the real hottest American Idol with Vista!
Balmer: You need such big HDD and memories to run Vista!
Score: 0
|Gates: Vista is your hand gel, make you feel good. (~~oh..oh, yeah)
Balmer: Gate,i tried vista, it really make me feel good!!
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|Gates {mocking} "and I'm a PC" {then mutters}"That John Hodgman looks nothing like me"
Ballmer "Now that Vista is done - I'm going to try out for So You Think You Can Dance. Just watch!"
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|Gates> While highlighting Vista's stability and reliability, Gate's brain, still running RC1, crashes and gives him the "Stained Pants of Death"
Balmer> Balmer seen here, demonstrating Microsoft's "Big Scary Monster" marketing strategy for Vista. "If you don't upgrade to Vista a big scary monster will eat you!!!!!!!"
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|Gates -> Remember, don't run like a girl, don't run like a girl.
Ballmer -> Hold on, Hold on. My friend, Donald says Rosie is a Mac user.
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|Gates->Nooooo Vista is NOT french for "sucks like lemons!"
Ballmer->"Vista is huge, it will soar like me over the little people of..."Mactown", I will be their hero and they will bring me food and sing sweet songs to me....Wait where was I again?"
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|Bill: Uh, Shut up talking! I've tried my best! It's fabulous.
Ballmer: Oh my god! I can finally fly with them!
Score: 0
|Gates : Damn it feels good to be a rich MOFO!
Ballmer : After you Use vista, its gonna feel like you got rammed up the bum with somethings THIS big!
Score: 0
|Gates: $H!T ... we forgot to actually MAKE Vista more secure and user friendly!
Bal(dy)lmer: Ok Google...I surrender! Let me get on my knees and bow to you!
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|Bill: "I looked to the Heavens and just had to ask please... Oh God please, don't make Windows Vista blue screen like Windows XP did during the presentation!"
Ballmer: "SAFE!" "Windows Vista is safe and Microsoft has won the series!"
Score: 0
|Gates: Steve jobs turned it down, but I love my new iFart!
Ballmer: if I flap fast enough, mabye we can make this product fly!
Score: 0
|Bill: Vista, so~~~~****ing good!
Balmer: Vista let me feel good like fly!
Score: 0
|Gates: "Ohh gawd!!! not another windows release again"
Ballmer: "Here comes the big crash"
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|Gates: "People keep asking why Vista took so long to develop. The problem is that I keep getting distracted. For example, someone told me that it's absolutely impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. Here Watch! See! You can't do it!"
Ballmer: “Nobody F$%@ing calls Vista - XP Service Pack 3! Nobody! I want this guy dead! I want his family dead! I want his house burned to the ground! I want to fly there in the middle of the night and piss on his ashes!”
Score: 0
|Bill: I never thought that smiling is such a hard thing
Balmer: I will replace the animated help in Office 2007
Score: 0
|Gates: "I swear to god, i'm not a gay"
Balmer: "Who cares,i'm coming"
Score: 0
|Gates:VISTA'S GOING TO MAKE US THIS MUCH MONEY.
Ballmer:NO, IT'S TO MAKE US THIS MUCH MONEY!
Score: 0
|Gates: "I swear to you it was this freaking big"
Balmer: "Weee I am falling"
Score: 0
|Gates: "Oops, how'd that slide get in there?"
Ballmer: "Oops, how'd that bug get in here?"
Score: 0
|Gates:Trust me it was not easy but we did it!
Ballmer:Success... it's out now!
Score: 0
|Gates: VISTA,I LIFT IT ，HOW HEAVY IT IS ！
Ballmer: VISTA,I WANT TO FLY，THEN FLYING ！！
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|WOW ! I lift it . How heavy it is !
WOW ! I want to fly , Then flying !
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|Bill Gates - EEOOOOWWWWWWW maybe i shouldnt have had that last tripple bean bureto...
Steve Ballmer - SSSTTTOOOPPPP WHERE YOU ARE AND STEP BACK, HE'S GONA BBBLLLOOOWWW
Score: 0
|Bill: this time there will be NO Pirated Vista anymore coz i'll use Activation 2.0 on it, hahaha..
Ballmer: well, i still let people try Activation 1.0 on Office 2007, coz Microsoft is not mine, hahaha..
Score: 0
|Gates: Oh,my God. Why vista is so perfect ? Please tell me .
Ballmer: Vista,a eagle??
Score: 0
|Gates: "It's Vistarific!"
Ballmer: "An extraordinarily super-fly OS!"
Score: 0
|Bill (singing): "And I did it my way!"
Steve: "Certification is easy. Just stand on on foot and twirl your arms in different directions."
Score: 0
|Gates: Vista, it's freaking awesome!!
Score: 0
|Gates: The picture behind me is to illustrate it'll cost you an arm and a leg to get "Ultimate"!
Score: 0
|Bill : Blind people also love Vista!
(can't see the new UI)
Steve: One embrace one Office 2007!
Score: 0
|Gates - I’ll tell you why Allchin’s gone; when it takes this freakin’ long to put out an OS…
Ballmer - The MonkeyBoy dance is to XP as the Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy is to Vista.
Score: 0
|Bill: "Ff**** Leopard!"
Steve: "I feel pretty oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and bright. I love Vista and Office 2007 this much!!!"
Score: 0
|Bill: it's unbelievable
Steve:oh yeah,i can fly
Score: 0
|Bill: I wan't no more....
Steve: I wan't more....
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|Bill Gates: ...And now you'll see the apotheosis: a Long-horned Devil transforms into Sky-blue Angel in AeroVista!
Steve Ballmer: Imagine a lying log, er... ribbon. On the left are grannies, on the right - geeks...
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|Bill: Explaining another difference from the Mac operating system, Gates told the crowd to blur thier vision and see a 3-D image in Vista's screen saver.
Steve: Steve Ballmer, when asked how much he loves the new Windows Vista operating system, responded, "Thiiiiiiiiiiiiis much!"
Score: 0
|Unexpectedly, Bill and Steve froze and they had to restart the launch event
Score: 0
|Gates: The first Vista Ultimate extra will be the Bill Gates version of the Hampster Dance!
Score: 0
|Bill: (vista) peeerfect!
Ballmer: you know, feeling is good!
Score: 0
|Bill: Noooo, its running down my leg. I'm so humiliated!
Steve: And the Lord said, "Let there be Vista!"
Score: 0
|Bill: It's like squishing marbles through your teeth.
Steve: It's this bloated
Score: 0
|Gates: Oops I'm pooting again... wait wasn't that the new start up sound... finally?
Ballmer: Ohh Lord, Bill! You must have waited 5 years for that one. Oh god, take a laxative once in a while! Your mama should change your diaper.
Score: 0
|Bill: Sh*t, Ballmer is copying my style again!
Steve: Quiet and watch carefully! I am about to do the Curly shuffle Ballmer Style.
Score: 0
|Bill: Arrgg, alright, I'm just going to step out and admit this, "Mac OSX is a great operating system!"
Steve: Whoa, the "wow" starts now!
Score: 0
|Bill: "So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but for a free copy of Vista, you will receive total consciousness." And I said, "There will be NO free Vista"
Steve: "So, my version of Vista is THIS BIG"
Score: 0
|Bill: Vista is booting up - I'm just going to go and shave again
Score: 0
|Wait - I don't WANT a copy of Vista.
Score: 0
|You've heard of eBay, right?
Score: 0
|Bill: Vista uses ancient chinese secret.
Steve: Office 2007 gives you wings!
Score: 0
|Gates: Windows Long- No... Damn! What's it called again?
Ballmer: I am not a crook!
Score: 0
|Gates:"I guarantee you’ll like Vista, if Not I will give you may shoe!!!!! That is currently running Vista Embedded!!!
Ballmer: “With Vista.....I believe I can Fly..........., and so will you!"
Score: 0
|Fly with you dream!The new world,The new live!
Score: 0
|Bill: Sorry, I forgot my underwear wasn't Vista compliant.
Steve: Ooooh, Vista mosh pit. Here I come!
Score: 0
|Gates: Can you hear that? That's Windows Vista starting... See that? That's me tapping my foot to Windows Vista starting...
Score: 0
|Bill: Vista will save the world! Yeah, that's the ticket.
Steve: All Hail our leader, Flying Spaghetti Monster!
Score: 0
|Oh, you have to go with the Heroes style caption then:
"Run Vista...Save the world!"
Score: 0
|Bill: Really, ya gotta take Vista at face value!
Steve: Vista's new Air-o interface gives it such value!
Score: 0
|Bill Gates: It's true, I swear!
Steve Ballmer: Whoah, don't all rush at once!
Score: 0
|Bill: I'm telling you, I cracked one out and it was that big! Let me show you!
Score: 0
|Bill Gates: Wait a minute...I'm confused which version of Vista are we actually taking about again?
Steve Ballmer: I present to you Micrsofts Virtual Flight Simulator XI for Vista, where you don't just control the plane, you ARE the plane.
Score: 0
|gates:oh god!Even Steve Jobs is using Vista.How about you?
Ballmer:Oh yeah,the Vista haven't blue screen yet.I love it!
Score: 0
|Bill: "And now, the answer to what the world has been dying to know: Vista vs. Legos? Folks, Vista is just plain FUNNER!"
Steve: "Bill, lay the first one down! To prove that Office 2007 kicks butt, today I'll be kicking 10 free copies of Office 2007 Basic Edition into the audience!" (Everyone ducks.)
Score: 0
|Gates:Yes!Only Vista and Office!
Ballmer:Wow!We are flying!
Score: 0
|Gates: "Oooooooohhhhhh Fuuuuuuuudddggggggggge."
Ballmer: Steve Ballmer recalls being the first person certifiably crazy over Windows Vista.
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|Pretty funny comments....
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|Bill Gates sufferring from the dreaded blue screen of death syndrome.
Steve Ballmer celebrates finally getting rid of Bill Gates.
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|Bill - And to buy Vista, you need a wad of money this big
Steve - The new Vista can make you fly, honestly!
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|Gates:Vista was awesome.
Ballmer:I believe I can fly.
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|gates: geez steve did you have to rip another one, dang what did you eat!!!!!!!
Ballmer. bill!!! man i am peakin, shouldn't have eatin those shrooms befor i got here
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|Gates:Five years!!!How much I lost.
Ballmer:Five years!!!How much I got.
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|Gates: Dreaming of Vista!
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|Gates "Golly Gee Stevie I can't believe we tricked them again."
Ballmer "Oh where oh where has my common sense gone"
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|Gates:google also use it
Ballmer:I believe I can fly over google
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|Gates: The earth rocks for Vista!
Ballmer: Flying Vista overlooks the world!
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|Gates:
You pull a feature out, you put a feature in,
you pull a feature out, and you shake it all about...
Ballmer:
You do the Voley Moley and you turn yourself around,
That's what it's all about!
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|Bill Gates: "What about those Mac guys, huh? They've got tigers, panthers, and leopards; we've got a vista. Those animals may walk on a vista. Just sayin'!"
Steve Ballmer: "Windows Vista just hands down soars over the competition. Like me."
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|Bill Gates: Vista will be to XP what ME was to 98.
Steve Balmer: Please hold you applause until SP2 is released.
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|Gates:For All human Dreams.
Ballmer:We Will Win the whole World.
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|Bill: "Oh crap! I guess Ray Ozzie was right!"
a picture of Steve Balmer on his Big Bird audition for "Vista Sesame Street Edition"
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|Bill: Thanks God! Finally I can watch my porn HD-DVD on Vista!
Steve: Ohh Yes... give me it baby! give me my Windows Vista!
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|Bill:"Vista is a genius product? Ha,they all wrong, I am the really one!"
Steve:"If you're a genius, I'll be Peter Pan."
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|Gates: The dildo was this huge, damn it hurted.
Balmer:it's so easy to walk the line when you have used alcohol, let me show you
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|Gates:The world is shaking!
Ballmer:Windows is flying!
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|Gates: I swear to God my Operating System is this big.
Ballmer: Can you believe this beautiful red sweater cost me only three bucks?
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|Bill: "I'm Rick James, b****!"
Steve: "But wait, there's more! It slices, it dices, it purees!"
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|Gates: Is that Steve Jobs shooting spitballs at me?
Ballmer: Do you want to see my Nixon impression?
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|Gates: Vista RULES!!
Ballmer: Vista ROCKS!!
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|Bill Gates: Hey, Steve, what was that song? I can't get its lyrics out of my head...
Steve Balmer: "I want to fly like an eagle... across the sea... fly like an eagle, let my spirit carry me... "
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|Bill Gates: "Yes!!! Thank you God for letting me fool the world again!"
Steve Ballmer: "Stop the production lines!!! My name is not on the credits!"
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|Bill: I soooo wish I had that iPhone!
Ballmer: Ok, ok, Gimme some room.... Stage DIVE!!
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|first picture: And that's when i knew i needed muscinex.
second picture: I swear, that fish was this big.
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|Bill Gates: "Fh..Fh...Fh...Fhu...Fudgicles!! I taw I tawt a putty tat!!"
Steve Ballmer: "Steve Jobs ain't got nothin' on me!"
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|Gates: Bill Gates' Party Face. He is teaching a dance step to all in the audience.
Ballmer: The outcome of booze, angels and airwaves and Microsoft mixed together in one big launch event!! I'm suprised he's still standing!
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|Bill: Ahhchoo, sorry I'm still allergic to Apples. I even sneeze now when I see anything that even resembles one (woops, sorry Steve didn't realize that was Vista on that projector)
Steve: (Let's all sing now). . . V I S T A C A L I F R A G I L I S T I C " X P " A L I D O C I O U S, even tho the cost of it is something quite atrocious. .
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|Gates: "And she was rolling like this and I was rolling like that. Yeah, that was hot!"
Ballmer: "Quiet! Quiet! I'm about to have an epiphany... no, never mind, I'll have to google for an idea of my own"
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|Gates:Well, It should only take about this long to get it right
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|Gates: "I finally have an OS I can TRULY rely on and be confident about."
Ballmer: "I feel like Superman with Vista: See me fly ..."
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|Gates: Uhg, Did Steve Jobs just walk in?
Ballmer: RUN! It's Stevezilla!
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|Bill: UGGHHHHH the interface does not look like OS X.
Steve: People I know this is the release of Vista Home,but wait there's More!!! VISTA ULTIMATE
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|Gates: Doing an Kim Jong-il impression
Steve: Getting a sobriety test
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|WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!
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|Gates: .
Steve: .
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|Gates - "It's absolutely Vistalicious!"
Ballmer - "Look what I can do!"
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|Bill - You put your left leg in, your left leg out...
Steve - Look Bill, I'm flying!
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|Bill: 'Fffffff'. The longer the sound the larger your fffformatted partition will be with our upgraded speech technology.
Steve: Yeah, right! I bet you can't do this with EyeToy.
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|Bill: AHHHHH S**T
Steve: Nuthing to see here it was just a crash!
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|Gates: Vista is so innovative that you can grow carrots this BIG.
Ballmer: Stage dive!! someone catch me!!
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|Bill: FFFinally we have created the premiere operating system for internet porn, as you can see on the screen behind me.
Steve: And I threw my arms up like this and the Wii controller just went flying right into my brand new 60" Plasma TV! Oh, I mean X-Box 360 controller... yeah.
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|Gates says: "Open Office, No, I don't believe I ever heard of that. It will never compete with Microsoft office 2007! Our product costs this much more."
Balmer says: "We told you Vista is about improving your productivity. Hold on, Vista has 3D images with shadows, how would you be able to work without 3D images? Trust me, that's productivity."
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|Bill: It's not handicapped... IT'S HANDICAPABLE... derrrrr...
Steve: Up up and away... I'm Superma... unngh... oh damn, thank god I'm wearing "Oops I Crapped My Pants".
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|Bill: Vista tastes good at first but it leaves a bad after taste.
Steve: I can fly higher than an eagle, because Vista is the wind beneath my wings.
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|Bill Gates: No speed limits here! Steve Balmer: Captain Kurt would be pleased with this!
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|Bill: I just crapped my pants.
Steve: Yeah...I know, men shouldn't have boobs and I shouldn't wear s***s this tight.
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|Bill: "First we said, 'We'll make 'em wait this long'."
Steve: "Then we thought, 'Screw them. We own them. We'll make 'em wait THIS long.'"
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|Top: Ugh...That's All Folks.
Bottom: I'm Flying!
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|Bill Gates: Geeeeee, Steve, what are we going to do tonight?
Steve Balmer: The same thing we do every night, try to take over the world!
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|bill:9
steve: nope, 7
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|Bill: "When you know you've just released a turd..."
Steve: "Absolute global domination is Microsoft's next move."
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|Gates: Hypnotized into believing he's in a watermelon eating contest.
Balmer: "This is how Bill likes it the most...no hands and no teeth."
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|Bill: We've been waiting for this release for so long that I forgot what I wanted to say...
Steve: Bill, I think you have Bird Flu...
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|Bill: I think that the problem *may* have been, that there was a Stonehenge monument on the stage that was in danger of being *crushed* by a *dwarf*.
Steve: Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.
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|(Gates) Vista makes me feel all bubbly
(Ballmer) Vista gives you wings!
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|The Ballmer comment is perfect!
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|Great, are we commenting our own suggestions now...?
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|Bill: I love Betanews this much!!!
Steve: Oh yah well I love Betanews this much!!!
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|...
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|Bill: If you think 6 years is a long time wait for a new operating system, try waiting that long for a bowel movement.
Steve: Wait, this isn't the Glickman Bar Mitzvah is it?
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|The captains of Microsoft express how their upgrade from XP to Vista went on their computer.
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|Bill: OK, Steve - what the F**K did you just make me sign?
Steve: And he scores - Microsoft is mine....ALL MINE!! Mwahahahahah!!
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|Bill;please god don't let it crash in front of these people, I promise no more anti-trust behavior.
Ballmer;Look ma! Top of the world!
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|bill: F***... not another pie!
steve: i swear, i only had one drink and it was hours ago.... just a little champagne for the launch. you see, i'm fine -- want me to say the alphabet backwards too?
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|Bill (coital stammering): "V-v-v-v-vista! aghhh, finally released!"
Steve: "Bill, you promised me your private jet for the release of Vista? Wow! I'm flying...
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|Gates: Bill Gates declared that Microsoft would be going into this product launch with its eyes wide open.
Balmer: Steve Balmer dances to a rendition of "puttin' on the Ritz" from Young Frankenstein
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|Gates: Yeah! I've down with that! For Shizzle!
Ballmer: RAGH! ARGH! UUUN!
(Sorry, he looks too much like Peter Boyle from Young Frankenstein...)
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|And Bill Said: "Let there be an OS like none other" - Book of Vista 1 verse 1
Steve: "Better learn balance. Balance is key. Balance good, Office 2007 good. Everything good. Balance bad, better pack up, Reboot. Understand?"
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|Bill: Are people having sex behind me? Gross!
Steve: I'm a Ballmer pilot.
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|Dup
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|Bill: What have i just done!!
Steve: Look mum i'm on top of the world Bill proposed!!
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|Gates: YES... I am The Vista man
Ballmer: Fly away my pretty Vista flamingo
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|Bill: "Free! That's right free! Can you believe it? We are making Windows Vista free."
Steve: "One more thing...."
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|Gates - My 24" iMac is this big!
Ballmer - If you flap your arms Vista will go faster!
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|Bill: Sh1t steve, we are a professional organisation trying to make billions, put everyone else out of business and all you can do is play aeroplanes?
Steve: MUMMY MUMMY WATCH ME ZOOM ROUND THE BIG SCARY STAGE....w000 w000
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|Bill: To install Vista you need a hard drive this large!
Steve: After everyone buys Vista my wallet is this large.....here comes the money laiden aeroplane.......WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Bill: Suck on this, after the release of Vista my E-Pen1s is this large.
Steve: Screw you Bill, my E-Pen1s is this large. I am CEO!
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|Bill: Ok... Here's my Meg Ryan impersonation.
Steve: I was a three bird a day p****cat!
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|Bill: Opps I think I crapped my pants!
Steve: Looks at me I'm a little airplane!
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|Bill: That smells like a "Vista"!
Steve: Clear the area! I'm about to "Vista" too!
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|Bill: Dog on me all you want you f..f..f..f*udgeballs, I'll still dominate the world with my sortware products, mwhahahahaha
Ballmer: And may the powers of ctr_alt_del be with you. Good night!
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|Bill: "The Bowel begins now"
Steve: Vista Ultimate customer will be provided with DreamScape and complimentary video of Ballmer new music video "Learning to fly"
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|Bill - This isn't American Idol?...Damn!
Steve - Office is Vista certified...I'm certifiable for a love me jacket...
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|haha to the Bill American Idol comment...
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|Bill: "Hello everyone and welcome to WOW that spotlight is bright!!!"
Steve: "I believe i can fly...I believe i can touch the vista (yes we microsoft-ized that)"
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|Bill : "This is the actual product we ship on missed deadlines"
Steve : "We dropped Aero and replaced it with the Ballmer spectacular visual effect"
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|Bill:
"FFFFFFreakn' A! Vista Rocks!"
Steve:
"Okay, Vista is fast. Cheetahs are fast. Cheetahs sometimes eat birds. Birds fly. Vista flys - See the relationship? THIS is why Vista is better than Mac OS. THIS!"
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|Bill: No problemo. Hasta la vista, baby.
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|Gates - Feelings, nothing more than feelings, woa-oa-o
Ballmer - You put your left foot in. You do the Hokey Pokey........
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|Steve Ballmer: "Vista is a flying machine!!"
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|Bill-Gimme a "V"!
And live from Redmond, the bald man for all man.............Steve!
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|Bill: Of course it will work..
Steve: Come fly with me (an Vista)...
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|Bill: I can see Vista, man is it beautiful!
Steve: Wait, I think I see Vista now!!
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|Bill= Yeah
Steve= Wow
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|Bill: Nothing will work unless you do.
Steve: If you can't convince them, confuse them.
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|Bill Gates: "Ohh! The billions smell so good!"
Steve Ballmer: "And said God let there be light, and there was Vista"
Steve Ballmer (2): "Let the money come to me, you can't stop them, because the kingdom of Software belongs to MS!"
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|Bill Gates: “This is the mother of all versions!”
Steve Ballmer: “but I just got around to the point where I’m comfortable with Windows XP.”
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|Bill: Hi I'm a PC with Vista, if I hold my hands like this and shut my eyes really tight, I almost look like a Mac.
Steve: Hi I'm PCs friend, I also have Vista, I used a driver not certified for Vista and went like this - KA-BOOOOMMMM.
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|Bill: Do I see an I-Phone at the back of the room?
Steve: Wow! Only since Vista can I stand on one foot - LOOK!
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|Bill Gates: Vista is so faaaantastic! that people will be competing in a contest for it!!!
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|Bill: FFFFantastic...!
Steve: You live free with Vista!
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|(Bill gates) And verily the lord said to me. and we shall have no more BSOD
(Stevel Balmer) And Lucifer said to me. yes we shall once more exploit the masses
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|Bill:I could dance with you till the cows come home...On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home.
Steve:Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?
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|Bill: You people are so screwed
Steve: We're in the money
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|Bill: Put your left foot in.........
Steve: ...........And we all fall down!
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|Bill: WOW! I dream of Vista every single night.
Steve: Let's give our Vista a big hug.
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|1. Clap Your hands once! Clap Your hands twice! Ashhwushhshwushhvious Vista is here.
2. Oh Please! It Oooooooffice time. *flies away*
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|Bill: This is the "WOW" effect Vista will give to all its users!
Steve: I am crucified for not wearing my "WOW" effect face! Yes, it's a transparent cross behind me, due to the new Aero interface!
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|Bill: No! No! Please don't crash now!
Ballmer: *"hick"* You must be drunk as me to buy Vista *"hick"*,*"holalala"*
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|Bill Gates: It`s vista! let`s have a dance together
Steve Boldhead: I m not Joking, u can dance with Vista
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|Gates: Hereby I presents... ehm, it sounded like fish, F... F...
Balmer: I had a vista last night. The walls were coming towards me like this and I thought of the productname: Office!
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|Bille Boy: Man, it felth good! :) I just farted!!! [UFFF]
Steve Bolldhead: Fly, robin fly...up, up to the sky...[Music by Silver Convention]
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|Bill Gates: ...last night I dreamt that every one in the world went out to buy Vista and that my manhood was this big.
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|Gates : Oh, groovy baby!
Balmer : Bill, Bill, I'm flying !
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|Bill Gates: ...last night I dreapt that every one in the world went out to buy Vista and that my manhood was this big.
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|Bill Gates: Learn to dance like Bill did, with a Windows Vista Ultimate extra.
Ballmer: Qi Gong: the Microsoft way (Flying Crane)
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|1. Getting Vista out the door felt something like ... yeah thats right, gives a new meaning to the term back door ... mon DERRIERE!
2. try to follow me here ... Blackhorn, XP SP3, Vista, Basic, Business, Enterprise, Home, Ultimate, DRM, Creative(TM) obsolescence, Million Devices + drivers still < XP performance ... see how hard it is to walk the right rope ... NO SOUP FOR YOU!
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|Steve Ballmer: Relax, relax, people. Vista isn't expensive. It's just, erm, pricy.
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|Bill: A muscle cramp and a speech impediment. Poor Bill.
Balmer: Look! I can fly !!
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|Gates: Ok, once more, please -- who am I, and....why am I here?
Ballmer: Look at me! I'm a Ballmer! I'm a Ballmer!
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|Bill: I caught a phisher this big!
Steve: You want a hug with that?
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|Bill : hasta la Vista, baby
Steve: Tap Dancer from Detroit
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|Bill: "Ah, where's your upgrade money Doc?"
Steve: "Close your eyes and give in to the dark force."
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|Bill: "Cupertino... the toner's ran out."
Steve: "developfor, developfor, developfor, develpfor, developfor, ... "
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|Bill: Xerox-Apple-Windows-Vista= We know you love Apple and so do we!
Steve: Look at me, see me goof... (I hope they won't pick on Vista's expense)
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|Bill: Ohh I'm the best I'm the best
Steve Ballmer: I believe I can fly
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|Bill: "What the dilly yo?"
Steve: "Read my lips, I am not a crook!"
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|Bill Gates: man, this windows is new
steve ballmer: I won !! I won !!
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|Bill Gates: C'mon, everyone get Vista!
(everyone is irritated)
Steve Ballmer: Relax everyone, calm down.
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|Bill - *pprrt* Ouch that was a juicy one!
Steve - I promise officer, I can walk in a straight line.
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|Bill: Please give this boy a free copy of Vista.
Balmer: I concur.No,really give it to him.
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|Bill - It worked a sec ago i swear !
Steve - Bill has everything under control trust me!
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|Bill - Watch the size of my new baby...!
Steve - Hallujahaaa! God almighty.
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|Bill Gates: I can feel the money coming in now.
Steve Ballmer: I can't really take all of the credit for this.... Oh sure I can!
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|Bill Gates : Who needs a big one, if you can have Vista?
Steve Ballmer : Office gives you wings
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|Bill Gates:
"Yeah baby! shake that thing, I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
Steave Ballmer:
"I am so in Love with Windows Vista, It's like 'The Wind Beneath My Wings'."
(Please dont take any offence Mr. Bill Gates & Steave Ballmer, just having some fun, I am not rich to have law suite filed against me).
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|Bill: software is my life.
Steve: I wish I was a pilot.
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|Bill:SHHHHIT! after 4 years and it's still the same damn windows!@#
Ballmer: I'm Going loony from Apple!!!
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|Bill: I feel Pretty...
Steve: OH, so PRETTY!
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|Gates: And when Vista finally came out it was this big!
Ballmer:Your Windows experience is made whole again by the touch of Vista! Heal!
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|Bill: Start me up (once again).
Steve: I'm certified for Windows Vista too.
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|Bill:VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVivivivi...... Vista!!
Steve: weeeeeeeeeeeeeee.... I am flying with windows.
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|bill: Bill was so excited about the Vista Launch, his teeth wanted to fly out of his face.
ballmer: Ballmer casts out the Mac and Linux demons.
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|Gates: I'm a f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-rickin' genius!
Ballmer- Walkin' the razor's edge, the razor's edge, the razor's edge... damn that Linux!
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|Gates: Viva la Vista!
Steve: No more viruses in Vista!
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|Caption 1:
Huh? I'm meant to be talking about Vista? Okay... I thought this was just another service pack for XP...?
Caption 2:
I'm getting such a trip from Vista's 3D desktop. It's the only way to fly!
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|Didn't mean to post twice
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|Caption 1: Bill Gates denies that his home computers are actually Macs running Vista
Caption 2: Steve Balmer imitating a flying saucer while announcing Windows Vista Alien Edition
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|Gates : A Bug In Vista????? What!!!!!!!!!
Steve : No Ways!!!!!! Out Of A Question!!!!!!
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|bill: grunting: i can even squeeze one out of my anal vista
steve: pipe down everybody : for bills next trick he will be pressing a limited edition version of office 2007 with his butt cheeks
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|Gates : God, I know I said 640 kb should be enough for everyone...
Ballmer : I can fly, Bill. I'm the king of the world !
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|Bill: "Arrghh, my memory heap is getting over-allocated...again!"
Steve singing the new Vista theme song by Lenny Kravitz: "I want to get away, I wanna fly away...yeah, yeah, yeah..."
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|Gates:
Hey Beavis... heh... Check this out.
See Butthead image
Ballmer:
I can fly... Has anyone seen my teeth?
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|Bill Gates:
With my Vista, your apple will surely taste this sour.
Steve Ballmer:
Bye, bye Maacccc!!!
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|Gates caption,
Smells like burnt Apples!
Ballmer,
Vista we are go for Launch!
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|Bill: YEAAAAAAAAYEAAAH!!! OKAAAAAAY! Whhhaaaat? Windows Vista! Whhhaaaat? Windows Vista! OKAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Steve: WOOOHOOO! No more blue screens of death!! This calls for a STAGE DIVE!!!!!!
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|Gates: I'm sh*tting in my pants because I'm SO excited that Vista FINALLY got released!
Ballmer: I can fly. No...really...I can! Let me get flapping good before I jump off the stage...
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|Bill: "Whas happenin', hot stuff?"
Steve: CERTIFIED is right... Certified NUTCASE!
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|Bill says: Giving birth to Vista wasn't too hard, it was only this big.
Steve caption: Vista Break Dancin...Bustin it Old School.
I love MS! :D
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|Bill: "F-f-freakiest as hell thing just happened to us on the way to the event today..."
Steve: "...[continuing the story] and so there we are on the airplane, Bill and I. And, I swear on the soul of my grandpa Frankenstein this guy just appeared, out of nowhere, at about 10,000 feet, standing on the wing like THIS [see picture]... butt naked, with all limbs flapping in the 400mph breeze, defying all laws of physics, looking straight at Bill and I through the window, and pointing at his spray-painted chest which read 'co-ed naked Vista users unite!'
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|Bill: Vista coming very very zune.
Steve: All hail the iPhone.
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|Bill:
Well, (cough) I don't know what happened there but on a side note did you know that Vista in binary is "01010110 01001001" oh crap, how many zeros does "s" have? Let’s see one... two... three... four... (mumbling…)Um... Ok, ok what you see behind me is our latest enhancement to the Windows system formally known as the "BSD"...
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|Gates: FFFfffffuk Linux!!!!!!!!
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|Bill: Wow is that really one of my farts? I gotta stop dipping my chips in caviar.
Steve: Windows Vista! It gives you wingggggs!!!!
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|Gates: Awww...It's finally released.......I could just S..t!
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|Bill: Windows Vista makes me pretty f-f-fly for a white guy.
Steve: Whoa, whoa, just one sniff of Vista makes the room spin.
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|For Bill: If it weren't for my sweater, my gut would stick out *this* far.
For Steve: I could be Robin Williams on coke, really!
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|Bill: Trouble with old operating systems is you look at the vista and think that the new Vista is better.
Ballmer: Our technological breakthrough will expand the horizons and better the future!
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|Caption #1: Age 51, Bill Gates' face pinched in agony as he embarrassingly and completely conquered puberty in 4.5 seconds.
Caption #2: ...In more recent news, on Monday's Vista Premiere, when asked how he felt about the company's new product launch, CEO Steve Balmer cleverly replied "Der der der... I wanna corndog!!"
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|Bill: Visssstttaa! WOW!
Steve: Fly like an eagle... WOW! Vista kinda looks cool from a 20,000 foot view.
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|Bill: "You choo-choo-choose me!"
Steve: "Read my lips: No New Features!"
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|Bill: Mine's this big
Steve: You think his is big? Check this out...
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|Bill: Windows Vista makes me so happy I could just plotz!
Steve:
I'm dancing on the stage,
just dancing on the stage.
What a glorious feelin'
almost impossible to gauge
Cause office is out,
Makes me want to shout
Our revenues they will rise
I see dollar signs in my eyes
It's truly just a case
of office with a new face
But as long as they buy
We've no reason to cry
Office 2007 is all the rage
We've just turned another page
Just dancin',
dancin' on the stage.....
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|Bill Gates: Of course I've got over 500 friends on my Windows Live Messenger friends list! That's how I roll!
Steve Balmer: Okay, okay! Very funny. But, I swear -- that noise you all heard was just my shoe squeaking!
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|Bill: Relax guys, this is my "excited face..."
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|Caption #1:
During a QnA session with reporters, BetaNews' own Scott N. Fulton IV asked Microsoft Chairman Bill Gates to describe why in the past both he and CEO Steve Ballmer have defined their relationship as "a marriage". The chairman's eyeglasses lit up and a facial expression that can best be described as intense pleasure painted his face (pictured) as he demonstrated the IMMENSE VIRTUE of "His Steve".
Caption #2:
Posed the same question by Fulton, CEO Steve Ballmer inadvertently released a soft yet audibe moan (pictured), as he reciprocated Gates' compliment by providing an UNIMAGINABLY GIGANTIC depiction of "Master William's" area of strength and capacity. Ballmer proceeded to Wow the audience by revealing what had been considered the most closely guarded secret in the Information Technology industry for years: the true identity of the mysterious goatse.cx man! Fulton was later able to confirm the wedding rings on the two men's fingers do indeed match, but declined Ballmer's insistence that he personally confirms the goatse.cx image was Genuine.
For the uninformed ONLY...
Reference 1: marriage
"Their relationship, which they both describe as a marriage, persisted to the point where Gates gave his best friend the CEO position when he stepped down in 2000"
Reference 2: goatse.cx on wiki
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